Diesel Fitter

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10 years 2 months ago #44207 by Siscowet
Diesel Fitter was created by Siscowet
Two Norwegians go to Collect Unemployment

Sven and Ole worked together in a Minnesota factory.....and both were laid off.

So...dey vent to der Unemployment Office togedder.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300
a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter".
The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as skilled. So, the clerk gave Sven $600
a week in unemployment compensation.

When Ole found this out, he was yus furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."

"Vat skill ? yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven puts dem over his head and says,
"Yah,
DIESEL FITTER".

(If you don't understand a word of this, then you're not Norwegian or from Minnesota!)
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