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For you older guys

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For you older guys was created by OleCowboy

> > Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are
> > interested in them?
> > A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
> >
> > Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
>> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When
> > you're done, you will have a place to live.
> >
> > Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
> >
> > A: Tell him you're pregnant.
> >
> > Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
>> A: Take off your glasses.
> >
> > Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
> > wrinkles on my face?
> > A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
> >
> > Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
> > A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
> >
> > Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term
> > memory storage?
> > A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
> >
> > Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
> > A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
> >
> > Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
> > A: On their foreheads.
> >
> > Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they
> > enter antique stores?
> > A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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Replied by Akai on topic For you older guys

I think I remember saying all the answers :rotfl: And I always meet new people every day that's fun :twothumbs: :cheers:
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Replied by bipe215 on topic For you older guys

What bugs me is I clicked on a thread called "For you older guys"
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Replied by jtallen83 on topic For you older guys

:rotfl:
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Replied by silver78 on topic For you older guys


Same - but since I'm still under 60 I am young!! :laugh: :laugh:

And here's one more joke...

Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."
The ninety-year old says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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Replied by OleCowboy on topic For you older guys

That's funny, I don't care who you are or how old...
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Replied by Siscowet on topic For you older guys

I like this thread.
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