Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on - There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, their heads and asses are interchangeable.'
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees are going increase in a BIG way and to compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by more than 10%.
Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So this is what I did - I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones I will let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem because, since they voted for change, well, I'll give it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic and let's have a GREAT year...
My wife is a blonde and my mother is CONSTANTLY sending me blonde jokes via email so it looks like my mother is gonna get the usual hug at church on Sunday and I'll be taking the beating for both of us...
Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.
Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!
Replied by BUILDING MY SASS on topic Joke of the Day...
Here is a True story...
My wife asked me..."why haven't I fixed this and done that."
I replied..."I haven't felt like it."
I then asked her..."why is the house not cleaned"...she said, "I haven't felt like it."
Then she asked me..."Why is the house not painted....I replied, "It's too cold."
She then asked, "why is the inside of the house not painted".
I replied..."It's too cold."
I then asked her..."why haven't we had Sex"....She Replied... "It's too Cold"....
Talk about a Classic response.....
We both Laughed our Buts off...
BMS
It is better to have and not need, than need and not have.
If you think it is time to bury your guns, it is time to dig them up....
"Fight back! Whenever you are offered violence, fight back! The aggressor does not fear the law, so he must be taught to fear you. Whatever the risk, and at whatever...
That reminds me of the time when I brought my little woman a glass of water and 2 aspirin.
She said "what's this for"
I said "your headache"
She said "aww that's sweet, but I don't have a headache"
I said "That's great, wanna $*!#"
Don't know what she was so upset about, I covered everything.
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This actually happened and probably will again:
Foxnews
By Kate Rogers
The reaction to ObamaCare from U.S. small businesses has been mixed. Some entrepreneurs have expressed support for system changes, while others are indifferent, saying they won’t be affected. Meanwhile, some say they’ll be cutting headcount to avoid increased fees related to the new health-care policy.
And one entrepreneur in Utah is taking it one step further, and first laying off the workers who voted for President Obama.
Terry Lee, owner of Terry Lee Forensics, laid off two workers due to rising costs from the Affordable Care Act, and said he chose them due to their support for the president. The Salt Lake Tribune reports Lee let the two workers go because he “just knew” they were fans of the president, but acknowledged there were other issues with the former employees as well.
Utah is an “at-will” state, meaning both employers and workers can terminate their relationship with one another at any time without cause, unless otherwise stated. Political affiliation is not a protected class in the state, the Tribune reported.
In other news on the health-care policy front, Whole Foods Market co-CEO John Mackey regrets his recent comments that compared ObamaCare to fascism. Mackey released a statement to clear up his take on the matter.
“I made a poor word choice to describe our health-care system, which I definitely regret. The term fascism today stirs up too much negative emotion with its horrific associations in the 20th century. While I'm speaking as someone who works hard to offer health-care benefits to more than 73,000 team members, who actually vote on their overall benefits packages, I am very concerned about the uninsured and those with preexisting conditions,” Mackey wrote.
He said the U.S. should take a lesson on health-care policy from Switzerland.
“I believe that, if the goal is universal health care, our country would be far better served by combining free enterprise capitalism with a strong governmental safety net for our poorest citizens and those with preexisting conditions, helping everyone to be able to buy insurance. This is what Switzerland does and I think we would be much better off copying that system than where we are currently headed in the United States.
“This alternative allows individuals and businesses to innovate and develop customized solutions to health care where a ‘one size fits all approach’ fails. Creativity and progress are stifled when government regulations dictate the parameters of what health-care plans can be offered. Creative businesses, and the people who work them, can make something that has value for all stakeholders,” he said in the statement.
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